Scotland Midges guide and holiday offer

THE OFFICIAL

free BAYVIEW GUIDE

DEALING WITH MIDGES IN SCOTLAND

Send for your copy of this guide Dealing with Midges in Scotland and receive absolutely essential information about midges. When, Where, How to avoid them. Also qualify for a free holiday break at the same time.

Get this essential guide to dealing with midges in Scotland and find out why you should

Avoid females at all costs, female midges that is
Stop breathing
Avoid being the Chosen One.
Stay light and bright
Get pregnant before you go
Get a severe attack of wind
Stay in bed some days
Climb Ben Nevis
Go rock climbing
Don’t go out with tall people
Use a special oily branded soap - Avon So Soft, or a midge repellent

FREE HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION AT BAYVIEW COTTAGE

When we send you this guide, your name in the subject line and email will qualify you for A FREE HOLIDAY BREAK at our cottage.

We offer two or more free holiday breaks a year at the cottage, the names go into a hat for a draw. One of them goes to previous guests.

The prize is transferable between friends or relatives so you can offer it as a gift.

Click: Send this email with your name in the subject line for your Free Official Bayview Guide to Midges and for entry into the draw for a free holiday break